Reappearance
My Apologies
Sorry for failing to entertain for 3 (!!!) days. My blog is losing its effectiveness and therefore reason for existence. NO WAY. So I'm here blogging again.
Sorry Hanxu, I just can't help it. You can strangle me when I get back home. In school now. So you can't strangle me now. YAY.
I think if the muggers around me see what I am doing, they will ask me to a corner and start counselling me.... like either one of these:
1) The Try-Hard-To-Be-Inspirational-But-Please-Go-Away-Thank-You
"Hey, I understand the stress you are going through. But don't give up! Come on, let me give you a hug!"
*自high. Thinks, "YES, I just converted a slacker to a mugger like me. I did something meaningful today!"*
2) The Impartial-Hardcore-Mugger-Who-Strives-To-Make-Sure-Every-Library-Seat-Is-Fully-Utilised
"What are you doing?! Do you even realise that you're wasting one of our precious seats here to blog? I'm going to report you to the librarian!"
*nostrils emitting fire and soot and ash*
Hmm.. do you people think it would be a luminous flame or non-luminous flame that's produced by the person? Recall bunsen burner in secondary school, luminous flame is red/orange, non-luminous flame is blue, but non-luminous is the hotter one.
WAH LAO EH, don't remember? You are WORSE than me.
3) The You-Are-Cute-But-You-Can-Go-And-Die
"Oh man.. You mean our school offers blogging as a General Elective? Cool, I'm SO going to take it up next semester!!!"
*rises to cloud nine, then tries to become my best friend because I'm so good at blogging. Because blogging = talking rubbish.*
4) The Violent-But-Hardworking-NTU-Engineering-Ah-Beng-Whose-Hair-Is-Dyed-A-NoMoreInTrend-Colour
*hits my head with a hammer*
"Xi Ginna! HUH! Exam time you still blogging?! Study lah!"
*walks off making super loud slapping sounds with his flip-flops and swaying his arms like a stupid scarecrow*
YES, quite sadly, NTU is quite full of ah bengs (appearance-wise) who are quite smart and diligent. I think some of them even do better than quite stupiG Hanxiang. *traumatised* OK, fine. VERY STUPIG.
It (continued)
Talked with my friend, It, again.
It: Hanxiang, help me.
Me: What happened?
It: I think I'm fallingggggggg.......
Me: You're talking about 82? Impossible lah.
It: Really. I just realised how much I feel like a kite.
Me: Kite?
It: Ya, you know.. A kite is always affected by every movement of the person holding on to it.
Me: 82 is the person?
It: Guess so. I start doing stupid things when I'm in this kind of situation.
Me: You want to risk the friendship?
It: That's what I'm most concerned about. Ya, think I better let it go. No way I'll let him know.
Me: And I think you've forgotten about the soccer jersey incident. His soccer jersey is above all else in the world.
It: Oh ya, the soccer jersey. What was I thinking?! He probably doesn't even care if I care right?
Me: Yes, let it go. If not you'll end up getting neither here nor there.
Girls like It are always so confused. Can't stand them.. WEAK!
Pick-up lines:
1) Hey, can I have a plaster? I hurt myself while falling for you.
2) Do you happen to have a map with you that I can borrow? I got lost in your eyes.
Ok, the fact that I'm putting these lines here shows that they're second hand. So don't use them. Use them as guidelines and come up with your own ok? C.R.E.A.T.I.V.I.T.Y please!
Quotes:
1) "It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something."– Franklin D. Roosevelt
2) "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
– Mark Twain
Comics:
Sorry for failing to entertain for 3 (!!!) days. My blog is losing its effectiveness and therefore reason for existence. NO WAY. So I'm here blogging again.
Sorry Hanxu, I just can't help it. You can strangle me when I get back home. In school now. So you can't strangle me now. YAY.
I think if the muggers around me see what I am doing, they will ask me to a corner and start counselling me.... like either one of these:
1) The Try-Hard-To-Be-Inspirational-But-Please-Go-Away-Thank-You
"Hey, I understand the stress you are going through. But don't give up! Come on, let me give you a hug!"
*自high. Thinks, "YES, I just converted a slacker to a mugger like me. I did something meaningful today!"*
2) The Impartial-Hardcore-Mugger-Who-Strives-To-Make-Sure-Every-Library-Seat-Is-Fully-Utilised
"What are you doing?! Do you even realise that you're wasting one of our precious seats here to blog? I'm going to report you to the librarian!"
*nostrils emitting fire and soot and ash*
Hmm.. do you people think it would be a luminous flame or non-luminous flame that's produced by the person? Recall bunsen burner in secondary school, luminous flame is red/orange, non-luminous flame is blue, but non-luminous is the hotter one.
WAH LAO EH, don't remember? You are WORSE than me.
3) The You-Are-Cute-But-You-Can-Go-And-Die
"Oh man.. You mean our school offers blogging as a General Elective? Cool, I'm SO going to take it up next semester!!!"
*rises to cloud nine, then tries to become my best friend because I'm so good at blogging. Because blogging = talking rubbish.*
4) The Violent-But-Hardworking-NTU-Engineering-Ah-Beng-Whose-Hair-Is-Dyed-A-NoMoreInTrend-Colour
*hits my head with a hammer*
"Xi Ginna! HUH! Exam time you still blogging?! Study lah!"
*walks off making super loud slapping sounds with his flip-flops and swaying his arms like a stupid scarecrow*
YES, quite sadly, NTU is quite full of ah bengs (appearance-wise) who are quite smart and diligent. I think some of them even do better than quite stupiG Hanxiang. *traumatised* OK, fine. VERY STUPIG.
It (continued)
Talked with my friend, It, again.
It: Hanxiang, help me.
Me: What happened?
It: I think I'm fallingggggggg.......
Me: You're talking about 82? Impossible lah.
It: Really. I just realised how much I feel like a kite.
Me: Kite?
It: Ya, you know.. A kite is always affected by every movement of the person holding on to it.
Me: 82 is the person?
It: Guess so. I start doing stupid things when I'm in this kind of situation.
Me: You want to risk the friendship?
It: That's what I'm most concerned about. Ya, think I better let it go. No way I'll let him know.
Me: And I think you've forgotten about the soccer jersey incident. His soccer jersey is above all else in the world.
It: Oh ya, the soccer jersey. What was I thinking?! He probably doesn't even care if I care right?
Me: Yes, let it go. If not you'll end up getting neither here nor there.
Girls like It are always so confused. Can't stand them.. WEAK!
Pick-up lines:
1) Hey, can I have a plaster? I hurt myself while falling for you.
2) Do you happen to have a map with you that I can borrow? I got lost in your eyes.
Ok, the fact that I'm putting these lines here shows that they're second hand. So don't use them. Use them as guidelines and come up with your own ok? C.R.E.A.T.I.V.I.T.Y please!
Quotes:
1) "It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something."– Franklin D. Roosevelt
2) "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
– Mark Twain
Comics:
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