My friend, It
I'm sure all of you know of some people who are quite silly. But this friend of mine is really-really-cannot-make-it kind of stupid. Yesterday It(call my friend 'It') was telling me about something It did.
Apparently, yesterday, It went to watch a soccer match. It's friend (call him '82') was playing. Somehow, 82 got injured or something and was bleeding at the mouth. It thought that, as a friend, It should do something. So, It approached him naively, tissue in hand, wanting to help him wipe away the blood at his mouth. It forgot that, whenever 82 is in his favorite soccer jersey, he will be very sensitive towards people who look like they are going to touch him, because they might dirty the soccer jersey.
Ya, as you would have guessed.. when It got near 82, 82 suddenly realised what was going on wrong and reflexively (not really his fault, his favorite soccer jersey is above anything in the world to him) pushed It away. It fell backwards and embarrassed Itself. Big OUCH.
This morning, It told me that It is still suffering from butt-ache.
It: Don't know when my butt-ache will go away.
Me: Haiya, you asked for it one what. You knew that you will get that kind of response.
It: I just wanted to let 82 know that I care lor.
Me: Please lah, know your limits. 82 might not even give a damn whether you care or not. And this is like, not the first time you buang already right?
It: *silence for a while* BUT I still think I should not give up. Friends don't give up on each other so easily.
Me: But you all don't even have the same priorities and values and direction and.. blah blah blah! He's so in love with soccer and his jersey and you are like, I don't know..... Can people who belong to so different worlds even be friends?
Me: Nvm.. whatever, whatever, whatever..
My advice to you all is this:
1) Don't be like my friend.
2) Be like me. Even if someone has to buang, let it be him/her, never ever let it be yourself.
3) It's ok to be selfish in this way, because, if being selfless means being like my friend, then being selfless = Weakness + Stupidity.
4) And for goodness's sake, if it's happened before, learn from your *&$%#&% mistakes. I may not be smart, but I know what's good and not for myself.
5) In conclusion, be like Hanxiang, because Hanxiang is strong and you should be strong too.
6) As a final note, people whom you feel are important to you can sometimes do things to make you feel like, shuddup-lah-who-cares-about-friends-as-long-as-I-have-my-soccer-jersey. In these times, just turn to your family and most importantly, your eye-candies. Because afterall eye-candies provide instantaneous bliss. Right? Of course.
I AM SO SO SO ANGRY WITH MY DUMB FRIEND.
Apparently, yesterday, It went to watch a soccer match. It's friend (call him '82') was playing. Somehow, 82 got injured or something and was bleeding at the mouth. It thought that, as a friend, It should do something. So, It approached him naively, tissue in hand, wanting to help him wipe away the blood at his mouth. It forgot that, whenever 82 is in his favorite soccer jersey, he will be very sensitive towards people who look like they are going to touch him, because they might dirty the soccer jersey.
Ya, as you would have guessed.. when It got near 82, 82 suddenly realised what was going on wrong and reflexively (not really his fault, his favorite soccer jersey is above anything in the world to him) pushed It away. It fell backwards and embarrassed Itself. Big OUCH.
This morning, It told me that It is still suffering from butt-ache.
It: Don't know when my butt-ache will go away.
Me: Haiya, you asked for it one what. You knew that you will get that kind of response.
It: I just wanted to let 82 know that I care lor.
Me: Please lah, know your limits. 82 might not even give a damn whether you care or not. And this is like, not the first time you buang already right?
It: *silence for a while* BUT I still think I should not give up. Friends don't give up on each other so easily.
Me: But you all don't even have the same priorities and values and direction and.. blah blah blah! He's so in love with soccer and his jersey and you are like, I don't know..... Can people who belong to so different worlds even be friends?
Me: Nvm.. whatever, whatever, whatever..
My advice to you all is this:
1) Don't be like my friend.
2) Be like me. Even if someone has to buang, let it be him/her, never ever let it be yourself.
3) It's ok to be selfish in this way, because, if being selfless means being like my friend, then being selfless = Weakness + Stupidity.
4) And for goodness's sake, if it's happened before, learn from your *&$%#&% mistakes. I may not be smart, but I know what's good and not for myself.
5) In conclusion, be like Hanxiang, because Hanxiang is strong and you should be strong too.
6) As a final note, people whom you feel are important to you can sometimes do things to make you feel like, shuddup-lah-who-cares-about-friends-as-long-as-I-have-my-soccer-jersey. In these times, just turn to your family and most importantly, your eye-candies. Because afterall eye-candies provide instantaneous bliss. Right? Of course.
I AM SO SO SO ANGRY WITH MY DUMB FRIEND.
posted by hanxiang at 8:04 AM
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