Muggers' Paradise

Gotta warn you, I've got a feeling this will be a super long entry. Want read, read. Cannot take it halfway, abort mission. Don't want read, bye.

Like, finally, I've got time to start my revision. Business students are like that. Most of the time we're just so busy with our projects we don't have time to do other things. I don't even do my tutorials. Hmm.. Ok, maybe it's only me, the slacker. Hmm.. Yes, I think it's only me. Then again, I'm just being committed to being a slacker, like how it is with being a narcissist. Those who are semi-hardworking and part-time slackers, FOCUS lah! Can you please decide if you want to be a total slacker or total mugger? No character at all!

So I was enjoying the serenity in my favourite place in school, Lee Wee Nam Library. Always feel a sense of belonging when I'm there, which means I'm naturally studious ok? Erm, just that I got lost somewhere along the way. That makes me a victim. :D

Xuanling and Hanyun told me to do something to prove how much I love the library, and I nearly took up the dare of kissing the statue of Lee Wee Nam at the library entrance. Then I decided maybe not. Girls, afterall should be conservative. We'll wait till our next date at some place with more privacy. *shy*

Tada! I was here from as early as 9.30am, flipping through my Financial Managament notes with ALOT of concentration. If you don't believe me, you don't know the REAL me. I already said I'm studious, ok?

Evidence that I studied today. Oh man, I love this picture. So deep in thought. So ME. I've indeed got hidden potential to be a good student. Woohoo.

Along came Hanyun, my VeryImportantPerson of the day. Reason: She has spectacles! It has always been my dream to be able to wear spectacles and look like a nerd. Too bad, I've got PERFECT EYESIGHT. Nerds who wear spectacles, you will never understand my agony. Special thanks to Hanyun for her spectacles.

Ok, Vincent the Tortoise, are you now convinced that I can actually, you know, sit down and study?

Tortoise called yesterday to tell me that Turtle and friend and him are going to Sentosa for beach volleyball. Our conversation:

Tortoise: Go leh! Ask your sis also. We go play 2on2 beach volley.

Me: Cannot lah, I'm studying with my sis and friends. Arranged this long ago.

Tortoise: Huh? Study? Don't need study lah u!

Me: *fed up* Ok, maybe if you get more people to come and beg me I will go.

Tortoise: Sorry, I don't beg people one.

Me: Aiya, really lah, gotta study.

Tortoise: Wake up tomorrow morning at 6am, study till 11am. After that go beach.

Me: *KI SIAO*

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That idiot is blatantly underestimating my will power. 鸡蛋糕! Ok, I admit that inside me, I was struggling. I wanted to go play, but if I allowed myself to do this once, I'll do this a 2nd, 3rd, 4th.. time. Moreover, if we had gone, it would be the 4 of us, the play-2on2-till-midnight-siaosiao-四人组.

I didn't let myself think about that, if not I WILL SURELY give in to temptation. I think the 4 of us really had alot of fun. I don't mean the others are un-fun lah, ok? DO NOT NIT-PICK. Just that there's something between us that makes me feel comfortable and able to be truly myself. Sorry huh, Hanxiang is only good at talking rubbish. When it comes to the real stuff, she gets tongue-tied and cannot find the right words to express herself. Booo.. :P

I don't know, maybe it's just how I feel. They might not be thinking this way, especially Turtle. He's like nice and friendly to everyone and so everyone is nice and friendly to him. I'm nice too, but like, not all of them are as nice to me? Hmm! Unfair.

Anyway, I'm proud of myself. I didn't go to Sentosa afterall. Be proud of me too.

Ok, back to my boyfriend, Lee Wee Nam Library. FOCUS! (AH! Just call my boyfriend Wee Nam lah. Sounds more intimate. *shy*)

Time off. Was reading Xuanling's blog and so coincidentally, she appeared from behind me. *sighs* Caught in the act.

What can I say but, 'There's a time for everything'? Ever heard people say: 休息是为了走更长远的路? Therefore, THIS, if you haven't realised, is strategy.

Wish I was at Sentosa. But as a responsible and diligent and conscientious student, I've got to prioritise. You didn't REALLY think that I'm an AIRHEAD/SLACKER/KID WITH ZERO DISCIPLINE, did you? No, you didn't. Thanks for the confidence you have in Hanxiang. Nah! This's for you. *MM-muah*

After a hard day at the library.. Erm wait, it wasn't hard, it was natural. This should be routine stuff to a geek, right? Right, today's 9.30am-5.30pm date with Wee Nam was nothing at all.

ANYWAY, I just suddenly want to have a wishlist now, if you don't mind.

Hanxiang-The-Geek's Wishlist

1. Xuanling to find a boyfriend who's husband material, to get married, to have kids and be a housewife. (Xuanling kept emphasizing how much she wants to get married today. It must be the exam stress that made her want to quit school, or maybe she's just jealous of me and Wee Nam.)
2. Hanyun to stop being bothered about her boyfriend's unnecessary plus non-stop criticism, taking taxis, her boyfriends's unnecessary plus non-stop criticism and her boyfriend's unnecessary plus non-stop criticism. (Her boyfriend is often a BIG TIME meanie. But I cannot comment negatively about him, cause, well, he's my best friend's boyfriend. BAH! Anyway, darling, be strong.)
3. Vincent The Tortoise to quit smoking, to stop using lame vulgarities like "What the fish!", to stop polluting Mother Earth with cigarette smoke, to stop murdering others by making them passive smokers and to stop being suicidal and murdering himself. (No explanation needed. Pall Mall sucks as much as a spike into the net and not over the net! If you need tar in your guts, just go lick the road. Cheaper, faster, less effort basically.)
4. Turtle to cut his hair, to continue being childish, to not act like mature and finally, to keep being my kiddy challenger. (Firstly, having long hair is not not-good. But it's just bacon-some, sausage-some, smokedsalmon-some, anything but ham-some. What I mean is, if Turtle cuts hair, he will become very ham-some. My taste is good so I can't be wrong. *smirks* Secondly, Hanxiang always loves a fight. Not everybody can be as childish as Turtle. To be specific, even more childish than myself! *感动* Thank god I found you!)
5. The 4 of us to be able to get to know each other better instead of only talking in nonsense-ish (English, Chinese, Nonsense-ish) everytime. I know this doesn't sound like it's from Hanxiang, but it's ME ok? Swear! Go out supper, la kopi, beach volleyball, whatever.
6. Nightmare Bao Bei to be safe and sound and always soulful.

I'm so 伟大 hor?! I'm giving my first 2 wishes to my two best friends! Don't need to thank me ok? Just bear in mind that from now on, you two owe me a lifetime. HA!

And I'm kidding for wishes 3 and 4 lah. I never want to change my friends. I'm in no position to do that also. You were good when I knew you, good now and will be good as long as we're still friends, alright?

Don't need to change for me ok? I'll not be able to take it. I'm not worth the sacrifice, although I know I'm like the nicest person ever (Ya, I know lah, you don't have to tell me that yourself). If not I'll be so touched I'll lose sleep for, like, 1 millenium, 2 centuries, 5 decades, 7 years, 4 months, 6 weeks, 5 days, 2 hours, 9 minutes and 11 seconds. Ya, should be correct, my mathematics has been quite good since last time.

Anyway, Turtle doesn't read this, so I'm left with Xuanling, Hanyun and Tortoise to worry about.

You three don't be too touched ya? Need tissue?

As for wish 5, just know that once in a while, Hanxiang can be serious, as in, really serious. But only 3 out of 4 read my blog, how to work out? Never mind, I'll try. I'm strong.

I really need to quit blogginggggggg!!! X