Yesterday..

I met my BPGHS volleyball team-mates Zhenqin and Jiajia for dinner.. Hanxu and Hanyan were with us too.. After every meeting with Zhenqin and Jiajia, I never fail to leave with stomach cramps and cheek aches.. Reason? We always laugh TOO much.. If you ever spot a group of girls behaving like hyenas high on drugs in the Chua Chu Kang area, please don't be rude.. At least come over and say hi.. You can cheat the whole world that you do not know me, Chong Hanxiang, BUT you can't kid yourself, right?

So as usual, Zhenqin was there as THE JOKE, me and Jiajia as animal trainers, Hanxu and Hanyan as, well, the audience.. Zhenqin decided to be possessed by Pigsy in Journey To The West yesterday.. If by now you're still not familiar with the chinese classic Journey To The West and the character Pigsy, I would strongly encourage you go stick the letters R, E, S, O and L from left to right across your forehead.. In the right order please! Anyway, I guessed that Zhenqin had become Pigsy when she started talking like that swine.. Now, try to imitate Pigsy's voice and say with me, "我真是败给你了！" If it pleases you, you can end that with a piggy-ish whine..

We started howling at the same old jokes.. Ok, to be truthful, we always talk about the EXACT same things when we meet up, but they never become stale and always manage to humour.. This is what I mean by POWER.. Man, we're good.. Can you imagine having to think of new things to say everytime you meet up with someone? For me, that's exhausting.. Brain power is supposed to be reserved for school work OK? -._.^

Then we started planning for our first KBOX session.. Funny, we've been like friends for 1863826.26 years and we haven't been to KBOX together before.. HOW CAN WE?! Therefore, we decided to go rock the whole LOT 1 KBOX down, details as below:

Mission K-Babes

Participants: Tentatively Me, Hanxu, Zhenqin and Jiajia
Objectives: 1) Discover the hidden but existing talents in the 4 of us and 2) strategise on which of us should enter the music market of Taiwan, Hong Kong, America and Africa when we become stars, sooner or later..
Expected Outcomes: Unsure, but most probably Zhenqin will be going to Africa because the safari animals will love her singing..
Date: 25th Mar 2006
Time: Most probably 10pm-dawn (may change according to conditions on that day, have to consider the fact that old folks like Zhenqin and Jia might not be able to take late nights)
Logistics: Our sexy voices, hot dance moves, funny jokes, unfunny jokes, lame jokes, lame jokes and lame jokes..
Problems To Expect:
1) Zhenqin might get carried away and start scaring the servers..
2) We might become too thirsty to carry on singing because.. yes, the servers won't dare to serve us..
3) We might start to croak instead of sing because of thirst..
4) Zhenqin will laugh at us while she continues soaking in her world of disillusionment that she's the best female singer in the world..

Oh My God! Why does everything sound increasingly wrong?
It's ok.. I ENJOY CHALLENGES! ;)

Anyway people, for now, that's the plan..
My kindest advice to you is to start loitering in Lot 1 on 25th Mar 2006, from noon onwards, although we'll only be there at 10 pm, just to make sure your chances of catching the stars-in-action are maximised!

Don't miss this great opportunity! Come down to Lot 1, SHOPPERS' MALL, 25th Mar 2006, at 10pm! You might just be able to get your favourite star's signature! I heard the girls are even willing to sign on your arm! OMG OMG OMG!!! 心动不如行动! We'll see you there!!!