What Do You See When You Look Out The Window?
Hanyan asked me this question about 2 days ago .. It's a chinese composition topic their teacher gave them.. And, being highly intellectual.. OK! Maybe just a little more intellectual than you (neh neh nee boo boo, you cannot catch me!), I started to think of ideas for her.. You can prove me wrong by giving me some suggestions alright? So stop throwing tantrums like a kid at what I just said! HUSH!
It was night time when she asked me that, so I looked out the window and suggested she write about the pretty flats with all the lighted windows and relating this scene to Singapore as a peaceful nation..
I've been looking out the bus window these few days when I'm on the way to school too, although she's already handed up her work.. There, I told you I'm intellectual, I'm still playing with Hanyan's question, I MUST COME UP WITH A BOMBASTIC ANSWER!
Stop disagreeing lah, because it would only show that you are not as intellectual as me, because you are unable to see the intellectual ME, because you are not intellectual enough to see it.. BECAUSE it's always 英雄视英雄, so if you don't see the 英雄 in me, you just cannot make it, ok? Shut up and stop irritating me like how my tuition kids do lah.. Grr!
Back to looking out the window.. I was looking and looking and trying, as usual, to feel melancholy and sad and poetic and all that sappy shit (because that's what I'm supposed to feel if I want to be ladylike right? TO HELL WITH BEING LADYLIKE!).. and FINALLY! I thought of an extremely reasonable and perfect way to answer Hanyan's composition topic.. Check this out:
SERIOUSLY, why the hell would I look out the window for nothing, given the workload I'm having now and the amount of things I have to do in order to just catch up with work? Let's not even mention pass my exams with frying car-rers ok.. I have difficulty even with passing and finishing my business course in 3 years, damn it.. Yes, I would rather stone in front of the computer screen, staring at accounting questions I do not know how the hell to answer, than to look out the window.. At least that would mean I TRIED.. I looked at the questions but they refused to talk to me and therefore, it is the questions' fault and not mine.. Perfectly reasonable, right?
UNLESS, of coz, there are handsomes and babes out there on the streets.. OK FINE, I'm not being honest here.. Because it'll really be better if there are only handsomes.. Forget about the babes.. Girls should just stay indoors and be fair and pretty..
I know all of you agree with me.. Don't deny and act hard to get.. Ok, maybe not for the guys, but just kindly just swap handsomes with babes and it'll all be correct.. PLEASE, if not why would you be interested to look out the window? While I was on the bus on my way to school, all I saw was grass and trees and whatever.. Kindly enlighten me on how I am supposed to look at all that and really start to appreciate them from the depths of my heart.. OH, YOU'RE VEGETARIAN? Hmm, if that's the case then I might try to understand your perspective..
Maybe I would really concentrate on the road IF my tutorial question answers are written on it, even better if my exam questions and answers are engraved there, I really would not mind.. I might even decide to alight from the bus and crawl to school..
You see what school is doing to me? Driving me nuts, that's what it's doing.. Okok, on second thoughts, I just like to complain and sound like the most pathetic person on earth.. School's actually alright, but for the moment, where's my eyecandy?
It was night time when she asked me that, so I looked out the window and suggested she write about the pretty flats with all the lighted windows and relating this scene to Singapore as a peaceful nation..
I've been looking out the bus window these few days when I'm on the way to school too, although she's already handed up her work.. There, I told you I'm intellectual, I'm still playing with Hanyan's question, I MUST COME UP WITH A BOMBASTIC ANSWER!
Stop disagreeing lah, because it would only show that you are not as intellectual as me, because you are unable to see the intellectual ME, because you are not intellectual enough to see it.. BECAUSE it's always 英雄视英雄, so if you don't see the 英雄 in me, you just cannot make it, ok? Shut up and stop irritating me like how my tuition kids do lah.. Grr!
Back to looking out the window.. I was looking and looking and trying, as usual, to feel melancholy and sad and poetic and all that sappy shit (because that's what I'm supposed to feel if I want to be ladylike right? TO HELL WITH BEING LADYLIKE!).. and FINALLY! I thought of an extremely reasonable and perfect way to answer Hanyan's composition topic.. Check this out:
SERIOUSLY, why the hell would I look out the window for nothing, given the workload I'm having now and the amount of things I have to do in order to just catch up with work? Let's not even mention pass my exams with frying car-rers ok.. I have difficulty even with passing and finishing my business course in 3 years, damn it.. Yes, I would rather stone in front of the computer screen, staring at accounting questions I do not know how the hell to answer, than to look out the window.. At least that would mean I TRIED.. I looked at the questions but they refused to talk to me and therefore, it is the questions' fault and not mine.. Perfectly reasonable, right?
UNLESS, of coz, there are handsomes and babes out there on the streets.. OK FINE, I'm not being honest here.. Because it'll really be better if there are only handsomes.. Forget about the babes.. Girls should just stay indoors and be fair and pretty..
I know all of you agree with me.. Don't deny and act hard to get.. Ok, maybe not for the guys, but just kindly just swap handsomes with babes and it'll all be correct.. PLEASE, if not why would you be interested to look out the window? While I was on the bus on my way to school, all I saw was grass and trees and whatever.. Kindly enlighten me on how I am supposed to look at all that and really start to appreciate them from the depths of my heart.. OH, YOU'RE VEGETARIAN? Hmm, if that's the case then I might try to understand your perspective..
Maybe I would really concentrate on the road IF my tutorial question answers are written on it, even better if my exam questions and answers are engraved there, I really would not mind.. I might even decide to alight from the bus and crawl to school..
You see what school is doing to me? Driving me nuts, that's what it's doing.. Okok, on second thoughts, I just like to complain and sound like the most pathetic person on earth.. School's actually alright, but for the moment, where's my eyecandy?
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