Not bored..

I realised something about myself, that is, my better entries are all made when I was bored.. I'm not feeling bored now, but I'm just not happy to keep seeing my previous entry when I access my blog, and therefore, I'm here blogging nonsense.. Alright, since I'm not feeling very constructive, I shall tell you a disgusting thing about myself..

I'm an ultimate narcissist. HARDCORE.
Some of you may go, "AIYA.. who on earth is not narcissistic? Everyone is lor!" But come on, you mean everyone is a narcissist to some extent, right? Then I tell you, I'm overly, superly, grossly narcissistic.. Examples (beware, you might be really turned off if you read on):

i) I can look at my reflection ALL THE TIME while walking.. It's ok if there are no mirrors, cause I'm always able to find noticeboards, glass doors, etc. to check if I'm looking fine.. If not, I'll enter any toilet I pass.. Hmm, abit exaggerating here.. What I mean is, if I walk a distance, and I am supposed to pass by 5 toilets, I'll only visit 4.. HAHA! You know I'm kidding.. Not funny? It's alright, I don't care about how you feel as long as I think I am looking ok.. Fainting already? Read on, darlings..

ii) I like to people-see.. You don't get the link do you? The fact that I like to observe people should mean that I care more about others than myself? Please lor, do I appear to be that fantastic to you? Let me hear you shout BHB! Yes.. I'll now tell you how the interest in people-seeing can be related to my narcissistic nature.. Well! I enjoy observing and looking at others because!!! I just have to check whether they are looking at me lah! Same thing applies for seeing eyecandies.. I only like to SEE that they are looking my way, if it's only me who spotted them, then it's not that exciting already..

I'm expecting you who are reading this to exclaim "Yucks!" to me the next time you see me, so please do.. But don't hate me.. I'm just more committed to doing something that everyone does.. I put my heart and soul into being narcissistic.. Not everyone can be so passionate bout it ok! Actually, at this point of time, I think it's starting to sound quite touching already, don't you think so? Hahahaha! Ok, before you throw up your internal organs, please consider whether it's worth it.. Am I worth you losing your organs? If yes, then.... THANKS! I didn't know I'm so important!