My tuition kids and my sis, THE DINO..

My tuition kids are so cute! And their siblings are super adorable too! Let me just introduce them to you.. next time round I'll take their pictures, no matter if they're willing or not, and upload them here for you to see ok.. I'm doing so much not coz my readers are important, I just feel like making you all jealous.. First up: Shuyu - Ok, primary six girl.. not exactly adorable, quite cool in fact.. but she's the most diligent of all my students.. aiming to get into my secondary school, BUKIT PANJANG GOVT HIGH.. Woohoo! My school rocks! Hahahaha.. But she's getting more familiar with me and smiling more often.. Quite easily amused, and I always think people who are easily amused are cute.. Why huh? I also don't know how to explain.. Haha.. Next: Rui Geng - Mr I-don't-know.. simply because he ALWAYS answers "I don't know" when I ask him questions.. He'll only give me proper answers when I ask him about Maple Story.. that damned online game that is making SO MANY people obsessed! Believe it or not, I tried the game once, when I was super stressed.. I thought hitting snails and other weird creatures will help me destress.. But even being so stressful did not make the game entertaining.. It simply sucks! BRAINLESS! Can you imagine having to hit a snail so many times to kill it when in reality you only need to step on it gently to crush it to bits?! Waste of strength! Not that I'm that cruel lah.. I'm against killing of animals and even insects ok.. just that...... Ok.. think I'm digressing again.. HAHA.. Anyway, back to my boy.. I always like to irritate him by whining and forcing answers out of him.. Funny thing is, boys (no matter how old they are) will admit defeat to a girl's (also no matter how old she is) whining, provided it's not too gross lah.. Therefore I think my whining must have been done just right.. woohoo! Am I good or what? Anybody up for whining lessons? Hahahaaa.. Yup, he's very against english language, which is what I'm teaching him now.. but can see that he's making quite some effort to do the homework I assign to him.. 3rd: Zi Xian - Quit a nerdy looking little boy, but full of life when you get to know him better.. Recently he demanded that I get him a koi fish if he does well in the coming Continual Assessment (march test).. Dunno why.. I promised him I'll get him one if he does well for his mid-year exam, but somehow he insisted that I said it's the March test.. and if he does well for his mid-year exam, I'll have to get ANOTHER BIGGER ONE for him.. Oh my god.. What's up with kids nowadays mann? How can they go around extorting fishes from their tuition teachers like that? When what I promised him was just chocolates or candies! What if the fish dies after I give it to him? I'll be held responsible! Will I go to the jail for that? I'm already 21.. *traumatised* Ok, I'm done with digressing.. Somehow I've made it a responsibility to digress in whatever I say.. Coz that's how I entertain my readers.. Aren't you all just, like, touchhhhhhhhed? Awwww.. Don't be.. I'm doing all this willingly.. Heh.. Anyway, Zi Xian's a quick learner.. and he always 偷笑, as in, smile shyly.. Haha.. and I find that damn adorable.. Lastly: Zi Yi - primary 3 girl who enjoys passing little notes around the class and daydreaming.. I heard of this from her mother.. On the phone with her mother, I was agreeing with her that all this is so rubbishy and so wrong and will eventually cause the downfall of her poor daughter.. BUT! Please lor.. who didnt do that when they were younger? Remember how we used to pass short notes around commenting about so-and-so's hairstyle today? Or who is who's latest crush.. and giggling immediately after we see the recipient's expression of agreement? Hahaha.. Those were really THE DAYS.. the days when everything was still so easy and life was so carefree.. And somehow, Zi Yi's innocence makes me recall so much of those wonderful days.. And she does the most funny things like laughing and covering what she's writing when I try to check how she's doing.. She makes me feel I'm trying to peep at her answers.. And she'll chuckle when I ask her what's wrong.. She always laughs at my "aiyo"s and frowning face, she makes me feel no matter how much her kiasu mother stresses her, she won't give a damn about it.. THAT, is what I call 帅! Hahaha.. Now.. My sister, Hanxu the Dino.. Dunno nowadays she kena possessed by one of the dinosaurs in jurassic park or what.. keep insisting that she's a dinosaur.. but still, if she really is, she would be a silly one.. You look at her roar and you'll feel more like laughing than afraid.. She loves to act cute.. this is unknown to many of her friends.. but please!!! You all should start knowing her better and share the burden on ME!!! Sometimes I really feel like sticking my fingers into her nostrils when she acts cute.. YUP! IT'S THAT BAD! And the worst thing is.. when I try to play along with her sometimes when I'm in a good mood, she whispers to her friends that something must be wrong with me.. Yup, so people, give it up to.. the only dinosaur that managed to survive so long after all the others have gone extinct, the dinosaur that eats both meat and vegetables and sometimes even chocolates and candies, the dinosaur that is always so confused and the dinosaur that farts and announces them.. Signing off, Dino's sister