I Proudly Present To You.....

Courtesy of Hanxu's Organisational Behaviour Project:

"Discrimination At The Workplace"

A production by the 8 (?) of them

This project does not reflect the participants' personal views. Any resemblance to anybody in reality is purely coincidental.

LIGHTS!

Introduction:

Once upon a time, there were 4 girls, namely, Hanxu, Wei Wen, Peggy and Wei Leng. One day, they decided to meet at Hanxu's house to prepare for their upcoming project presentation. The project was about discrimination at the workplace. They decided to focus was on ah-neh, ah-beng, ah-ma, ah-huay and ahhhhh-wa-ai-xi-gia-liao discrimination. If you don't understand those terms in italics, check out the illustrations below:

From left to right: Peggy the ah-ma, Wei Wen the nerd (later as ah-beng), Me the extra (making guest appearance later, don't gan jiong), Hanxu the chinese lady (later as ah-neh) and Wei Leng the ah-huay (recall Ru Hua)

4 x Split Personality

From left to right: Wei Leng the chiobu (was-Ru Hua), Wei Wen the ah-beng (was-nerd), Peggy the girlgirl (was-ah-ma) and Hanxu the ah-neh (was-chinese lady)

Of course, there was very-nice-and-helpful-Me making a guest appearance as the ahhhhh-wa-ai-xi-gia-liao (hokkien for "ahhhhh-I-want-to-give-birth-already") Tolong, go polish up your hokkien. Meanwhile, TAXI......!!!

You should have guessed by now which of them will be discriminated against at the workplace, right? Girlgirl in, ah-ma out. Nerd in, ah-beng out. Chinese lady in, ah-neh out. Chiobu in, ah-huay out. Yup, pregnant lady out too. (By the way, I was just standing in for Meihui that day. Poor girl was sick.)

Please don't get offended by their project alright? All these are purposely blown out of proportion for presentation effect. Anyway, it was a success! Applause please!

When ah-huay gets desperate, even the nerds will kena.

" *whines* Ah-ma.. you said you will buy tang tang for me one.. *whines*"

Are you wondering why the girl can be bigger-sized than her ah-ma? Never mind, as long as ah-ma is happy. See how happily she's smiling for the camera.

Why do I feel like I'm back to the time when I was young and ignorant and requested to take a photo with Frankenstein at the Universal Studios? *screams "ghost!"* Ok lah, it's actually all a matter of purposeful wrong making-up.

Ok, that's quite the end of what I have to proudly present to you about their project. Actually all 4 of them are very pretty one ok. Anybody wants their contact numbers? I'm not going to give them to you.

Part 2:

Remember Holland Village, the Channel 8 serial shown some time ago?
Remember Jing Jing, the silly but innocent girl who was always able to predict lottery results and win alot of money?

She always refused to buy lottery tickets despite being able to win surely, because she felt that something will always be taken away from her as an exchange for the money.

I feel like her now. In other words, I feel too blessed.

1) I managed to study the whole day today (save for 1+ hr spent checking my mail) and didn't start blogging out of boredom. This is like, a first lah!

2) Hanxu told me this morning that Mum was telling Jue Fun (my youngest brother) how mean I can be to him sometimes. And guess what Jue Fun said? He said, " 没有啦, 姐姐有时候对我很好的." Oh man.. I just felt like melting down into a puddle when I heard that. I DON'T CARE! Later, I'm going to give him a BIG LIP SMACK on the forehead no matter how much he tries to resist it. Hmm.. That's not considered violence right?

4) I'm currently in close contact with all friends whom I treasure. Xiang Ling just received my card today! And I told Vivis that I miss her. If you know me, a phrase like this is even more valuable than gold when it comes from me. Because.. guess what? Hanxiang cannot stand mushy-ness.

3) I was randomly but pleasantly surprised today.

So how? Is something going to be taken away from me soon? Sorry I have to be so irritating, ok? When the going's tough, complain. When I'm blessed, worry unnecessarily that one day, things will change.

BUT hey! I never whined about anything unhappy before right? So I should have the right to worry unnecessarily about how everything now, that's so perfect, might change. Right? RIGHT. Aww.. thanks for being so ever-understanding. That's REALLY what friends are for.

But seriously, I've experienced this before. Now I see it. The next moment, because of a single action or word, everything goes *poof* and vanishes. I really really really don't want that to happen.