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Monday, March 12, 2007

The Devil Says.

Chong Hanxiang is growing horns and becoming a meanie to everyone around her because internally, her guts feel like they are all being burnt to ashes because of this and that and that and this and this and this and that!

There are alot alot of things she's unhappy with now, one of them being the passing of her 大姨妈's visit. No more 大姨妈 means no more valid excuses to be a bitter and grouchy old woman and this makes her even madder. To hell with vicious cycles!

Chong Hanxiang doesn't know how to express herself and she's so bad at it she would be better off dumb. Because at least if she's dumb, she'll not be talking so much rubbish every now and then and making things worse.

Chong Hanxiang is also a lousy volleyball player. She's been playing so yucks-ly nowadays you will think she just knew the game yesterday if you were to see her play, although in fact she's already been playing for 9 long years. Challenge her to jump over a ping-pong ball. I tell you, you'll win.

Chong Hanxiang is a lousy student. It's officially proven she was just lucky the past few years. She's actually brainless.
She's also a lousy teacher. Her kids didn't do well in their Continual Assessment, laugh at her and think her thighs are huge.

As a result of all the above, Chong Hanxiang is a lousy daughter, sister and friend. She's indebted to all those who have been willing to stand by and listen all this while.
She loves her Daddy and Mummy because Daddy is still her one and only idol although he annoys her like crazy sometimes and Mummy is so funnily zi-high everytime.
She also loves her Hanxu and Hanyan meimei for always having to sacrifice their ears and stand her nonsense.
She loves Jue Fun.
She loves her 外婆.
She loves her friends.
She doesn't know if she still likes Mr XXX. Probably not.

Yours,
Chong Hanxiang

posted by hanxiang at 8:50 PM

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