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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

当我已不在 (II)

I forgot to mention about what I'll do to my coffin. It'll still be there when my body's reduced to dust and ashes, remember? (Hmm, but it's pure gold. May melt. Shall remind the person-in-charge to reduce the temperature.)

Ok, for my pure gold coffin studded with diamonds and precious stones of different colours, I'll put it up for bidding, for the benefit of those who like to kio sai or simply don't mind reusing it next time.
Reduce, REUSE and Recycle. Make the world a better place!

The item will go to the highest bidder. Minimum going price will be USD1,000,000, inclusive of sentimental value, shipping fees and GST.

If nobody is willing to bid higher than that(which is highly impossible), Hanxu will be helping me donate it to the Le Nonshanshicale Museum of Fine Arts which will make it available to the world for appreciation.

If you're wondering, YES, I'll be purchasing a number plate for my coffin and attaching it inside just to increase its perceived value, in case there are some of you who may want to buy 4D using that number in my coffin. It'll be hidden inside so that only the highest bidder can benefit from it. SUPER EXCLUSIVE I tell you. Do start saving your USD1,000,000.

Ok, byebye!

posted by hanxiang at 10:30 PM

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