CHAM!
Bad things even worse than natural disasters have been befalling me.
Catastrophe 1:
Ying Ying's mother was standing a distance away from the computer when she saw a picture taken of me and her daughter. She went on to say, "Hey, your friend looks weird. Is HE the one who came the other day?"
Looking weird is fine. I mean, not everybody thinks the same way when it comes to looks.
Being mistaken for a guy is fine too. Maybe I've got guy features. I can take it.
BUT!!!
Guess who went to Ying's house the other day? In other words, who was I mistaken for?
LESLIE!!!
OMG.
If you don't understand why I'm so taken aback, check out Leslie's profile in Ying's Friendster account. Tell me what you think. Tell me what you would have done if you were the one being mistaken for Leslie.
Actually Leslie is a nice person. I know because I've met him. And he does look better in person than in photos. But the ME that Ying's mother saw is in a photo what!!!
*faints*
Catastrophe 2:
It's gotta do with Ying again. Please tell me why we're still best friends when she brings me so much misfortune. I must be really nice and forgiving. *happy*
And it's got to do with photos again.
Ying's brother asked why I've got baby fats on my face and said that he felt like pinching me. He's just 19 this year by the way. And recently, he got attached to a girl who is (quoted from the boy himself) "ji pin zhong de ji pin, ah lian zhong de ah lian!"
A boy actually said he wants to pinch my baby fats. What meaning is there left in living for me, you tell me?
Catastrophe 3:
I have a friend like Ying, an auntie who condemns me and all guy friends who doubt my gender. As if all this is not saddening enough, I have a mummy who is super zi high.
In an attempt to make her happy, I praised her shirt, saying that it's very nice.
What would have been the reply, if you said this to any normal person?
Something like, "No lah, ok only." Right?
WRONG! My mummy said, "Really hor? I also realise alot of people stare at my shirt. I think it's because the colour is very brrrrrrrright!" *she smiles like an idiot* And she really brrrrrrrrrrrrrr with her tongue for a very long time.
"B. R. I. G. H. T. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrright!" *she smiles somemore like a bigger idiot*
I tell you, the ability to smile like an idiot runs in the family. You can never do it as well as us.
My mummy is really super cute, especially when she acts cute. I'm not even going to go into how she tried to steal Hanxu's hashbrown at Macdonald's. *faints again*
Ok, that's all I wanna say. Please don't pity me. All this is making me stronger.
Yours,
Ka dao yin de Hanxiang
Catastrophe 1:
Ying Ying's mother was standing a distance away from the computer when she saw a picture taken of me and her daughter. She went on to say, "Hey, your friend looks weird. Is HE the one who came the other day?"
Looking weird is fine. I mean, not everybody thinks the same way when it comes to looks.
Being mistaken for a guy is fine too. Maybe I've got guy features. I can take it.
BUT!!!
Guess who went to Ying's house the other day? In other words, who was I mistaken for?
LESLIE!!!
OMG.
If you don't understand why I'm so taken aback, check out Leslie's profile in Ying's Friendster account. Tell me what you think. Tell me what you would have done if you were the one being mistaken for Leslie.
Actually Leslie is a nice person. I know because I've met him. And he does look better in person than in photos. But the ME that Ying's mother saw is in a photo what!!!
*faints*
Catastrophe 2:
It's gotta do with Ying again. Please tell me why we're still best friends when she brings me so much misfortune. I must be really nice and forgiving. *happy*
And it's got to do with photos again.
Ying's brother asked why I've got baby fats on my face and said that he felt like pinching me. He's just 19 this year by the way. And recently, he got attached to a girl who is (quoted from the boy himself) "ji pin zhong de ji pin, ah lian zhong de ah lian!"
A boy actually said he wants to pinch my baby fats. What meaning is there left in living for me, you tell me?
Catastrophe 3:
I have a friend like Ying, an auntie who condemns me and all guy friends who doubt my gender. As if all this is not saddening enough, I have a mummy who is super zi high.
In an attempt to make her happy, I praised her shirt, saying that it's very nice.
What would have been the reply, if you said this to any normal person?
Something like, "No lah, ok only." Right?
WRONG! My mummy said, "Really hor? I also realise alot of people stare at my shirt. I think it's because the colour is very brrrrrrrright!" *she smiles like an idiot* And she really brrrrrrrrrrrrrr with her tongue for a very long time.
"B. R. I. G. H. T. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrright!" *she smiles somemore like a bigger idiot*
I tell you, the ability to smile like an idiot runs in the family. You can never do it as well as us.
My mummy is really super cute, especially when she acts cute. I'm not even going to go into how she tried to steal Hanxu's hashbrown at Macdonald's. *faints again*
Ok, that's all I wanna say. Please don't pity me. All this is making me stronger.
Yours,
Ka dao yin de Hanxiang
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