知错能改 + 择偶条件

I was reading through my past entries and guess what? I'm shocked! I'm shocked at how my blogging standard has dropped! Fine, GRAMMATICALLY, I have improved. I spotted super alot of grammar mistakes in those entries! GROSS. Grammar mistakes are unforgivable. Don't worry, it's a self-expectation, so I won't hate you if you make grammar mistakes. You'll still be my friend. I gives you my word. Spotted: I give you my word. Not 'I gives you my word.' BUT! My past entries had so much more content! Anyway, if I were to mark my blog entries as a teacher and score them, I would give marks like: Past entry: Grammar - 5/10 Content - 8/10 Teacher's comments: Student can do better in terms of grammar. Recent entry: Grammar - 8/10 Content - 1.5/10 Teacher's comments: Overly depressing and emotional. Deserves to burn in hell for lack of content. I felt like sleeping when I read your essay and so I decided to fail you overall because of your essay content. Can you like, quit school and save me the trouble of having to mark pointless essays? Wah. *MEGA HURT* How can someone be so hurting? Especially someone who educates children? I SWEAR, if I am to become a teacher, I'll be more compassionate. I will do my best to help students without a life to still be able to write interesting essays. Wah. *SUPER HIGH* I shall become a nice teacher! Ok.. so, in order to inject more content into this entry, I'm going to talk about what I REALLY think of the saying 'God is fair.' Well, it ought to mean God doesn't get exposed to the sun, because he lives above the sun and so, he never gets suntanned/burnt and therefore, he is fair. But then, human beings always like to complicate things, so the saying evolved to one that means God is someone who treats everyone equally. My friends and I always judge a person based on the following aspects: 1) Looks and CHARISMA (don't say I superficial) 2) Character 3) Health 4) Intelligence 5) Gender clarity Normally, a person will lack some of these. A very lucky person may just lack one of them. So it's like, if sometimes you start wondering how someone can be so perfect as to be so dashing, so kind and honest, so physically fit, so smart and get such good grades.. well, you can stop wondering. You should start deducing that he's gay or something along that line. So actually, my advice is, if you're asked what you look for in a partner, you shouldn't start stating what you want. Because you can never fully cover all the criteria that you want satisfied. And if you happen to forget to include something and someone who fits all that you've stated comes along, you cannot say he's not right. Aiyo, like that very play cheat mah.. 说话不算话. How can? Instead, you should say what you don't want. Like, some of us will choose to forsake intelligence. Then you can be confirmed, guaranteed plus chopped that you will get good looks, good character, good health and a straight person. Of course, you can argue that the person may be so silly he'll be conned into becoming a gay by another gay, but chances of this are low, because gays also practice quality control when they recruit members. In any case, the error rate is decreased if you choose what you don't want instead of what you want. I know all of this is a little hard to understand. Afterall, you may not be able to take all this content after the lack of it for such a long while. Anyway, this is a big lesson in life ok. Better make sure you understand it, if not loogi. Seriously lor. Ok goodnight!