The things my kiddo-loves say.

Kiddo-loves, according to my dictionary of nonsense, means my loveable tuition kids.
Ok whatever.

1) Damien, that Aries person.

Me: Ok, so what's the answer to this question?
Damien: If I give you the correct answer, you don't be jealous ah!
Me: Ok, whatever. So the answer is?
Damien: xxyyxxy.
Me: Ok, good. Next question.
Damien: See! I know you're jealous.

***To him, EVERYTHING he does is good enough to make me jealous.

2) Yihong, 15 years old. Juefun's guyfriend who always has to be commanded by me to get out of the room and button up his shirt before starting tuition. He made his female friend do his homework for him and got a scolding from me for the first time. This is what I told him just before we ended tuition.

Me: Next time you'd better not ask your GIRLFRIENDS to help you do your homework. (really angry. not smiling.)
Yihong: Not my girlfriend lah.
Me: YA I KNOW. I MEAN GIRL-FRIENDSSS. I DON'T LIKE IT.
Yihong: 你都没有跟我讲你不喜欢。*sheepish*

***It took me like, 2 hours or something to realise that sounded quite wrong.

3) Xinyi, 15 years old. Nua but really sweet.

Me: Aiyo, what's wrong with all of you today? Whatever I say you also want to talk back. Mood swing is it?
Xinyi: We talk back because we miss you.

***Speechless.

4) Charmaine, 15 years old.

Charmaine: You really very good to bully leh.


Enough cui-ness for the day.
Ok bye.