The most touching story ever
Daoster, the dao-est cat in my neighbourhood decided to talk to me today. It actually sashayed over to me when I stooped down about 1 metre away from it.
Walking 1 metre for a cat is like running 568.9 kilo-omg-metres for a human being ok. Obviously Daoster loves me.
Personally, I feel this phenomenon can be explained by one of the following reasons:
1) Daoster is a lady and normally when I have my hair tied up, she feels it's more appropriate to stay away as she thinks I'm male. 男女授受不亲。
2) Daoster is a male and normally when I have my hair tied up, he thinks I'm male and therefore won't even give me a second look. Just now he thought, "Hey! Long hair! Go let her sayang a bit lor. Anyway I also won't lose out!"
3) Daoster just got hitched and is therefore in a good mood.
4) Others. (Please suggest if you think of anything else plausible.)
Daoster even gave me The Look when I walked away. You know, those filled-with-emotions type. AIYO YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
If you're not convinced that I actually managed to un-dao a dao cat, you can find Daoster and try it yourself. He/She is easily recognisable, face being as big as or even BIGGER THAN MINE. How is that possible? You gotta see for yourself.
Something like this, but grown-up:
p/s: I've decided to stop sayang-ing cats. They always want to follow me home but I can never allow that. So sad. Hanxu says I should stop leading them on.
OK BYE.
Walking 1 metre for a cat is like running 568.9 kilo-omg-metres for a human being ok. Obviously Daoster loves me.
Personally, I feel this phenomenon can be explained by one of the following reasons:
1) Daoster is a lady and normally when I have my hair tied up, she feels it's more appropriate to stay away as she thinks I'm male. 男女授受不亲。
2) Daoster is a male and normally when I have my hair tied up, he thinks I'm male and therefore won't even give me a second look. Just now he thought, "Hey! Long hair! Go let her sayang a bit lor. Anyway I also won't lose out!"
3) Daoster just got hitched and is therefore in a good mood.
4) Others. (Please suggest if you think of anything else plausible.)
Daoster even gave me The Look when I walked away. You know, those filled-with-emotions type. AIYO YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
If you're not convinced that I actually managed to un-dao a dao cat, you can find Daoster and try it yourself. He/She is easily recognisable, face being as big as or even BIGGER THAN MINE. How is that possible? You gotta see for yourself.
Something like this, but grown-up:
p/s: I've decided to stop sayang-ing cats. They always want to follow me home but I can never allow that. So sad. Hanxu says I should stop leading them on.
OK BYE.
posted by hanxiang at 10:12 PM
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