Daily conversations.. II

1) With Hanxu -

Me: Don't you feel that mint and chocolate candy is super yummy?

Hanxu: Ya lor.

Me: I always feel super touched by how it tastes when I'm devouring them at night.

Hanxu: You kong kum ah?

Me: Not me. It's the candy, 'cause it's kerayzily yummy.

(For the unaware, kong kum = crazy in Hokkien. NYY, I told you there's a market for Hokkien dictionaries.)

Still not funny? Ok nevermind. It's a bit god-like so I'll understand if you don't understand.

2) With Damien -

Damien: What insects are you afraid of? I'm afraid of cockroaches. And ants. Oh yes, and butterflies and flies and beetles and.. (I shutdown while he goes on.)

Me: *coolest-teacher-in-the-world face* I'm only afraid of cockroaches. Everything else OK.

Damien: HUH REALLY MEH?! DON'T BLUFF. LIONS YOU ALSO NOT SCARED MEH?


'Nuff said.
Bye.