Daily conversations..

1) I met my lil' brother on the way to work yesterday. I decided to sms him after that to express some big-sisterly lovin'.

Me: My Juefunny is a lollipop!

Brother: Wut you want.

Me: I want a fight. 29125?

Brother: Wad talking you. (unfriendly to the point of ending everything with full-stops even when he should be using a question mark)

Me: 29125 = tonight want to fight? Nvm. You lollipop. Stupid stupid one.

Brother: Go and flush yourself into the toilet bowl.

Me: Flush is good but straight flush is better. OK BYE.

Brother: I'm pooing and yet you disturb me. Now you say bye. Wad exactly you want. Money or my poo?

Me: I both also don't want. I want lollipop. OK BYE.


2) I met my BESTFRIEND, Neo YingYing and her boyfriend Vincent Tay (negligible) last evening.

NYY: Vincent sms-ed Alric when he saw your facebook status change.

Me: Ok. So sampat huh. Not surprising.

NYY to Vinc: Tell her what you wrote.

Me: What?

*Vinc refuses to talk*

NYY: He wrote, "Check out HX's facebook. Got one sway guy.

p/s: In this case, the hurt comes solely from the fact that NYY, MY BEST FRIEND OMG, is dating this guy. Perfect illustration of the saying '有异性没人性'.

3) With my mummy dearest.

Mummy: 我那天煮的汤好喝 hor?

Me: 我喜欢。可是可以浓一点。

Mummy：要勾芡啦。我那天忘记。(Kitchen tip: 勾芡[gou1 qian4] = thickening liquid with cornflour)

Me：小倩吗？[xiao3 qian4. same qian4.]

Me to Hanxu in a whisper: 妈妈不懂谁是小倩。嘻嘻。

Mummy: 我懂！鬼啦！

*Hanxu and I speechless*




OK BYE.