The bright side.

If you're unhappy about..

- having siblings because they're annoying/parents' attention grabbers therefore resulting in you being neglected/etc., think of me and feel better because I have 3 of those monsters prowling around the house.

- having annoying parents who cannot stop niam-ing, think of me and feel better because mine are really the ultimate niam-ers. Cross my heart and hope to die.

- having friends who are so much more intelligent/good-looking/capable/good-natured/blah, think of me and feel better because really, I wonder too, but all my close friends are studs with brains, looks and personality. SO JEALOUS.

It's all about how you look at it.

In the end, I still love my baby sisters and brother for being annoying because then
I always have a reason to slap their faces.
I still love my parents for niam-ing because they increase my threshold for noise.
I still love my friends because if any day I become bankrupt, I can attempt to tie a ribbon around them and be sure they'll sell for at least a hundred dollars each. Ok too much, maybe only ninety-nine.

And if you're having complaints about your partner, think about me and feel better because mine is like, not even near enough for me to be bothered.
Minus that, I still have to be subjected to verbal abuse every now and then. SIGHS.

Do you suddenly feel very fortunate now?

GOOD. BLOG ENTRY OBJECTIVE MET. THANKS FOR READING.

Ok bye.