Father

I can't repeat enough the fact that my parents are super, erm, not like what normal parents are.

The other day, I was playing Tickle with my mum. As I was ill and therefore not exactly on form, I started to hack and wheeze after a while and decided to concede defeat.
BUT I decided that I still need to win somehow, and I decided to do that through complaining to my father.

With my arms crossed over my chest and the most tender expression on my face i.e. Xu Chun Mei impersonation, I whined my best to my father, who was playing Chinese Chess online.
"爸。。妈妈欺负我。"
My father didn't ignore me. In fact, he asked, "蛤？做么？" But he was still staring at the screen only.
I was the one who ignored his question and just kept repeating "爸。。妈妈欺负我。" and laughing.
Finally after like, the 9th time I said that, he turned his head towards me, peered below his spectacles and said， "哦，这样可怜啊？"

I fainted on the spot.