CNY 2009

This year, I'm not the one to have resolutions for myself. My mum has one for me.
That day she jio-ed me to go to 四马路 to pray for a 音圆圈.

So I was like.. oh, sounds come in shapes? So there should be 音方块，音三角形 etc.?

She got frustrated and screamed, "姻缘签啦!!!"
Fwah rao eh.. ownself pronounciation cannot-make-it still want to scream scream at people - No lah, I exaggerate. My Mummy's gentle as a little lamb.

Back to my point. If you know my Mummy, you'd know she's the kind to go HUH... when you sense an earthquake coming. YOU sense, not SHE senses, 'cause she takes some time to sense anything, even the serious ones.

OH NO. Even my Mummy wants to marry me off now - so that's how serious this is getting?
What's the point in living on, I asked myself.
But I reckoned it's easier to entertain her and find some day to go get my silly fortune told than die - FYI, Hanxiang is getting more kia see nowadays.
Anyway, the worst that can happen is the fortune-teller/scammer telling my Mummy right in her expectant face that I had gotten myself a 下下签 and that Mummy is stuck with me for life.

Not bad. I don't mind laughing at my Mummy forever.

Happy New Year every牛beeeee!

PS: Hong Ruoying and all my friends born in 1985, remember to pay the temple a visit, not to do what I'm going to do, but to 拜太岁 yo!