The Deal. and others.
- 1 core subject,
- 4 general electives,
- 1 final year project,
- 2 tuition kids,
- 1 part-time job,
- 2 parents to have meals with nomatterwhat,
- 3 siblings to sayang,
- some best friends to sayang,
- many volleyball games.. (I can't think of anything else.)
in exchange for a busy and (hopefully) fulfilling final semester! I've decided to temporarily set Project Mr XXX aside. HAHA.
Of course, there are going to be many unforeseen things to overcome along the way. Listed are the compulsories that must be achieved.
Went for my singing lesson today. Fun! But that's not the point.
The point is, I got to know a Year2 girl and we went home together. As usual, I asked my standard question that I ask all my new friends.
"You got siblings?"
Nope, she doesn't. Only child.
"Hmm.. Then you guess I have how many siblings!"
She gestured 3. I was like, stunned!
"Wah, how you know?! Ok, then guess what's my position among us!"
She stuck out her index finger and gave me a cheeky look.
"OMG! You checked me out before class is it?! How you know?"
She then told me I got the DaJieJie look.
Wah piang eh.. got so obvious or not?! First lesson only! So sad leh! No wonder guys never feel the need to protect me. WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE HER THINK THAT WAY MANNN?! Not that I really need the protection. It's the image I portray that I'm talking about.
If only they have modules like, say, 'Weakness, The Art of Seduction'. These would be exactly what I need to make sure I get married by 25 lor!
Too bad they don't. Wah lao, siannnn. And the auntie who HAD the intention to matchmake me to her eldest son has (to my disappointment) changed her mind. She now prefers the idea of my third sis, Hanyan, getting together with her second son. Hanyan is 15 this year, but it's ok. REALLY, it's ok. Humans must plan ahead. We must be far-sighted.
Hanyan really super hot stuff, I tell you. Me and Hanxu were tricked to the inspection (by the auntie) session to see if our faces indicate any signs of bringing wealth to the husband and if our backsides are big enough to give birth to a dozen kids.
In any case, die die also can only stop until they get a grandson. If the son decides to come after the 17th daughter, then, yeah, 18 please!
Ok, anyway, Hanyan just tagged along and she got selected. Auntie personally rubbed insect repellent on HER legs can? (Insect repellent 'cause we went to her fruit farm at night. Swee?) How much more intimate can the future mother-in-law get, you tell me?
So yeah! SWEE! I can't even consider being matchmade to somebody now. 'Cause it's been officially proven recently that I lack a matchmake-able face and I have zero marketability, maybe it's even a negative figure. *suffers heart attack*
I really can't continue writing now. Didn't really realise how cui I am until I typed it all out.
So byebye!
- 4 general electives,
- 1 final year project,
- 2 tuition kids,
- 1 part-time job,
- 2 parents to have meals with nomatterwhat,
- 3 siblings to sayang,
- some best friends to sayang,
- many volleyball games.. (I can't think of anything else.)
in exchange for a busy and (hopefully) fulfilling final semester! I've decided to temporarily set Project Mr XXX aside. HAHA.
Of course, there are going to be many unforeseen things to overcome along the way. Listed are the compulsories that must be achieved.
Went for my singing lesson today. Fun! But that's not the point.
The point is, I got to know a Year2 girl and we went home together. As usual, I asked my standard question that I ask all my new friends.
"You got siblings?"
Nope, she doesn't. Only child.
"Hmm.. Then you guess I have how many siblings!"
She gestured 3. I was like, stunned!
"Wah, how you know?! Ok, then guess what's my position among us!"
She stuck out her index finger and gave me a cheeky look.
"OMG! You checked me out before class is it?! How you know?"
She then told me I got the DaJieJie look.
Wah piang eh.. got so obvious or not?! First lesson only! So sad leh! No wonder guys never feel the need to protect me. WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE HER THINK THAT WAY MANNN?! Not that I really need the protection. It's the image I portray that I'm talking about.
If only they have modules like, say, 'Weakness, The Art of Seduction'. These would be exactly what I need to make sure I get married by 25 lor!
Too bad they don't. Wah lao, siannnn. And the auntie who HAD the intention to matchmake me to her eldest son has (to my disappointment) changed her mind. She now prefers the idea of my third sis, Hanyan, getting together with her second son. Hanyan is 15 this year, but it's ok. REALLY, it's ok. Humans must plan ahead. We must be far-sighted.
Hanyan really super hot stuff, I tell you. Me and Hanxu were tricked to the inspection (by the auntie) session to see if our faces indicate any signs of bringing wealth to the husband and if our backsides are big enough to give birth to a dozen kids.
In any case, die die also can only stop until they get a grandson. If the son decides to come after the 17th daughter, then, yeah, 18 please!
Ok, anyway, Hanyan just tagged along and she got selected. Auntie personally rubbed insect repellent on HER legs can? (Insect repellent 'cause we went to her fruit farm at night. Swee?) How much more intimate can the future mother-in-law get, you tell me?
So yeah! SWEE! I can't even consider being matchmade to somebody now. 'Cause it's been officially proven recently that I lack a matchmake-able face and I have zero marketability, maybe it's even a negative figure. *suffers heart attack*
I really can't continue writing now. Didn't really realise how cui I am until I typed it all out.
So byebye!
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