LOVE! III

From the feedback I received, I gather my tuition kids are really adorable and entertaining. No choice, like teacher like students. Bottom-line: I AM ADORABLE! Ok, stop puking, I was kidding alright? I think I should really dedicate my blog solely to them man! Because.. guess what? Yes, I'm going to blog about them again. Well, they're a large part of my life now anyway. See, I give them 6 hours of my time every week. The rest of my time is spent mostly just playing volleyball (which is somewhat similar and blog-UNworthy everytime), going to school (no, I choose not to blog about depressing events), sleeping and (ok..) maybe snoring at times when I'm suffering from intense fatigue. No, I HAVE NOT started to take volleyball for granted. I still love my volleyball friends like crazy. And I love school I tell you. The competitive atmosphere, especially at this time of the semester where everyone is killing themselves with project reports and the coming exams, just excites me! OMG, 爽! Please, I'm NOT lying. Haven't you realised that I'm a chao mugger, like all the others? Finally, I don't REALLY snore. -------- Ok, enough of my 自high-ing. Yesterday I was doing last minute revision with my Primary 5 girl, Charmaine. Char: 老师, 我问你啊.. 如果给一个男人撞到, 会不会生 baby? As you might have guessed, we're on the HOT TOPIC, 'Sexual Reproduction'. Ok, back to her question. 撞到会不会生 baby? Hmm.. 撞到.. 撞到?! Simi dai ji?! Me: 不会啦! Char: 哦.. 那要做什么才会? *faints* No, not physically faint, just mentally and emotionally. Why do kids become so willing to learn only when it's the HOT TOPIC we're discussing? Me: 好, 我跟你说, 但是你要用很科学的角度听.. 不可以去跟同学说, 把它当成笑话 ok? I proceeded on to tell her a little about the truth before.. Char: Ok! 老师你不要讲了. Me: Huh? 为什么? Char: 因为我其实已经懂了. 我只是要看你会不会真的跟我讲而已, 因为以前的老师都不讲的. Hehe! Wah lao! That girl was testing me! OMG, cheated my feelings. To think I had to muster so much courage to tell her about the evils of the world. *hurt* Anyway, YAY! I passed the test for loyalty from my student! -_________- *sighs loud loud* Kids nowadays! 搞屁啊?! Then as I was teaching her, I realised something interesting (yes, only now do I realise), that the way of nature is that it's always the males going after the females. Like, sperms approach the egg and pollen grains are blown from the anther(male part) to the stigma(female part). So I told Charmaine about what I observed. Char: 那如果你先爱上那个男人呢? 可以追他吗? OMG, can kids be less chao lao? Anyway.. Me: Eh.. 还是不要啦. 通常不会成功. Char: 你怎么知道? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: 我不懂啦. 就是不好 lor. --------------- Ok, enough. Byebye!

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