LOVE!

I cannot take it. I MUST blog about my new-found tuition kids, sisters 4 storeys on top of me. Yes, in the same block! I don't even have to get hit by UV rays when I go give them tuition. Go on, indulge and turn as purple as you can with envy! And as if this is not enough to make you jealous, they are super adorable, I tell you. SUPER! MAX!

If I never remember wrongly, the younger one started giving me handmade cards at the 3rd of 4th lesson, because that was when I fell sick. In the cards, she wrote things like:

"Hanxiang 姐姐, 你病好一点了吗? 希望你快一点好起来!"
"Hanxiang Jiejie, I made this card for you. I hope you like it."

Have I told everyone before that I love things that are self-made? Ok, I'm declaring it now! It just means so much more when the person puts in effort and time to make something himself/herself.

The younger one also likes to call me on my handphone to tell/ask me things as minor as:

"Hanxiang姐姐, 我做完你给我的功课了. 你快一点帮我改, 我要 sticker!!!"
"Hanxiang姐姐, 你在哪里? 可以早一点来跟我补习吗?"

I love them so much that when I was sick and didn't want to go stay close to them for 1-n-half-hours each so as not to infect them, I still went to their house, sat outside their gate and taught them how to write English compositions, FOR FREE.

WHO SAYS KIDS ARE INNOCENT AND DON'T HAVE 心机?!

They are super fatal lor! They choot stunts without even realising that they are choot-ing stunts. Oh man.. I'm shot! *raises white flag*

Yesterday, I was officially bombarded with, I think, at least 5 cards and an envelope in a single day.

There! This is the envelope she made for me. You know, those kind that uses a piece of square-ish paper and requires you to fold the four sharp corners towards the centre? Then stick three corners together using stickers? Last corner can open, THAT KIND?

Don't know ah? Wah lao, I'm talking to the wrong person. NO CHILDHOOD!

NEXXXXXXTTTTT!!!

Anyway, she was asking me, "Hanxiang Jiejie, you know how to make an envelope?"

I always don't like to spoil the fun, so I replied, "No leh. Looks difficult. How how?"

And she said, "HUH! So easy you also don't know ah? Really is stupid!"

*tio stunned*

Ok, till now I haven't talked about the older sister right? Yesterday she finally made me a card! I guess it's because the older one in the family is always more quiet and reserved.

Anyway, she wrote: Dear Hanxiang Jiejie, Happy Birthday! I know it is too late but I just know you. Although your birthday is over, I wish you had been happy during your last birthday. By the way, I also want to wish you Happy Teachers' Day. Thank you for teaching me.

Then there's a side-note. This is THE MAX.

"Hi I am Piglet! Nice to meet you! How have you been? Fine? Don't ask me, I am fine. And don't answer me because I know you will be fine!"

Self-proclaimed Piglet and super zi high somemore. Totally one-way conversation. No wonder I get along so well with them! *HIGH*

There're still lots of funny things they said but I'm currently too lazy to write on and I guess you're getting too tired to read on already. SO!

Oh ya! My latest favourite phrase is this:

"Wa Ma Na Eh Zai???" (Hokkien)

Influenced from the girls.

ErrHmmmm!!! You know how to draw the model for this Maths question? What does photosynthesis require? How do you spell 'photosynthesis'? Why is Pluto no longer a planet? If David is 3 years younger than his brother, how old is he? Should this be present or past tense?

All questions can be answered by the same answer, and that is....................

"WA MA NA EH ZAIIIIIII?!?!?" *proceeds to give fed-up look*

WAH! *faints*

*gone*