Mummy. Havoc!

Even Hanyan commented that my blog lost its life ever since school started. WAH LAO EH! This is getting too much. I shall not allow this to happen. SO! In my attempt to rescue my blog and retrieve the crappy mood that's been missing in my last few entries, I finally got inspired this morning. Thank god I went NTUC-auntie-shopping with my Mummy. Ok, I didn't really accompany her on her conquest to restock groceries at home. Hanxu and I just waited for her in the food court as we la our kopiS. We're merely trying to provide her the peace she needs while doing her NTUC-auntie-shopping. For your information, THAT, is important to every auntie. You think it's so easy to decide which chicken to purchase out of that mountain of chickens available? There's a trick to it. And that is.. 感觉..... *plays classical music* No, I'm not telling you to go molest those corpses. OMG! I'm just letting you understand that it's a scan-and-feeeeeeel-and-aim-and-grab technique that takes time to master. As for me, I seldom fail, even when I first started out as a chicken-scout (modified from talent-scout). For those who still don't get what I'm talking about, WELL, I'm not trying to put you down, BUT, you'll never be able to make it as a good housewife/husband. My condolences. Alright, enough about chickys and the tricks. If you want to get more information on this area of expertise, dial 9**7373* and ask for Mdm Ang Oon. All calls chargeable at hmm.. $3.86/minute? OK! ENOUGH ABOUT CHICKYS AND THE TRICKS. ANYWAY, my Mummy is like the funniest and cute-st Mummy on planet Earth, some say Jupiter, Venus, Mars and The MOON! Can you imagine, she even triumphs over Chang Er, the girl with the LABBIT? Ok, recalling something that she did recently. Hanxu was telling Mummy about her friend who dresses skimpily and Mummy happens to know that friend because she comes by out house quite often. The thing is, whenever she comes over, she covers more. So Mummy was stunned when she heard about this from Hanxu. Hanxu proceeded on to show her evidences (pictures) of how her friend dresses when she's outside. After staring a long while at the picture, Mummy catwalked away quietly and after about 5 seconds, said suddenly, "Aiya, XX 的身材都不是很好 leh.. 没有腰,没有屁股, H shape." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Mummy is damn happening. Don't know when she changed pattern until like that. 劲暴! And I thought she would ask Hanxu to go counsel her friend. And then, there's today. As Hanxu was dragging our truckload of groceries back home (ok lah, actually it's just one small trolley), Mummy got fed up at how clumsy Hanxu was and commented, "Aiya, 不要那样拉.. 我每次都这样拉 (pulls trolley for Hanxu to see), 很轻松的! *gives traumatised face* Haiya, 不同的人就是不同的脑 lah!" Eh.. Don't misunderstand my point. Actually this is a good thing. This means my Mummy is still far from her menopause aka mid-life depression. She's still HIGH. 自 HIGH. *sighs and tries to bounce around with Mummy* Don't blame me next time when I 自-high, because I got the genes from my Mummy. SHE ROCKS! HAHA. Ok, lastly, a picture taken quite some time ago to show you that Mummy has her dreamy moments too (she's not always so havoc): 有没有很梦幻?! 有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok lah, that day she off-form. Too tired, so might as well act demure.

My Pappy!

有没有很帅?

有!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh please, who gives a damn about Andy Lau?