EXCLUSIVE AGAIN: Jacqueline. Diabetics, stay clear.

Nothing beats being able to meet up with a REALLY-LONG-TIME-no-see best friend to do something as simple as having a meal and having nice Japanese dessert later together.

We did it yesterday, JacJac! Like, FINALLY! Three WoohooS for us!

A meeting that lasted only a few hours, but it was enough, because we were like two chatterboxey aunties yakking away and laughing quite like hyenas. As usual, my darlings and I always laugh like hyenas.

I don't know if you noticed, but I suddenly realised I don't normally indicate where we were and what we were exactly doing when I post pictures of my friends and me.

Think that's because what you do and where you go to don't really matter.

It's the person/people that you do it with that really matters/matter, ya?

Now, the peeeeeechers! (Ok, before we proceed, GUYS, you might want to standby a mop beside you right now. HUH? Yes, THE MOP, as in, the partner of THE BROOM.)

See what I mean?

Stop hyperventilating.

NOW, USE THAT MOP TO CLEAR YOUR DROOL, DAMN IT.

I know my Darling JacJac is super sweet. I can't help it.

I can't help it too that she has a glowing personality.

Lastly, the ability to stop her being so intelligent is beyond me.

But guess what? Despite me being so handicapped, we're still best friends!

She doesn't choose her friends. Thank the heavens lah!

The Neoprints!

If you think they're childish and cheesy, kindly do as instructed:

1) Touch your head.

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2) Check if you got damaged hair.

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3) Check if your hair is too oily/too dry.

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4) Important: Check if you have dandruff.

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5) Use that same hand to touch your eyelashes to see if they are curled up.

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6) Touch your face to check for pimples.

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7) If you don't have pimples, pinch your nose for 1-10minutes to make it sharper, depending on how flat it is.

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8) Use your thumb and index finger on that same hand to pinch you lips to make it more pouty. 1minute if you want to look normal. 5minutes to look like Jolin. 7minutes if you want to look like Jessica Alba. 10minutes to look like a pig.

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9) After all the above, touch your head again.

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10) Then, look at your palm.

You have mould on your palm, haven't you? Yes, you're growing too old and becoming senile alright?

Or maybe you're just jealous. Like, how many friends in your lifetime would not mind spending money and time on kiddy but super fun things like taking neoprints even at the age of....... *erhmm* let's just say, the age of....... let's change topic.

Being able to behave childish and totally not care about what others think occasionally is such a luxury, especially when we're all now so often bogged down by our responsibilities/blah/blah. Pardon the limited vocabulary. I used all my vocabulary in the 10-step-instructions-to-check-for-old-age.

Jac!!! This post's specially for you, from Hanxiang ok! Smile always and take good good care of yourself. ;)

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My dearest Primary Girls, sorry I was missing-in-action again last night. But I suspect I really have claustrophobia. I can't take crowds lah. Got giddy! Meet up real soon. ;)