August Catastrophe

August.
8th month of the year.

Whoever said that 8 is a lucky number?
That's really a version of nonsense that's worse than Hanxiangism.
I admit defeat. People-who-claim-that-8-is-a-good-number, YOU WIN!

This month is officially declared the Breakup Month by me.
This is the month I'm seeing the most breakups among my friends, especially my close friends.
Why huh?
Maybe because it's the Ghost Festival?

But come to think of it, 8 might really be a good number, because all the breakups I'm seeing seem to be for the better, at least they benefit my friends. How does being able to see through a jerk and be relieved of his constant nonsense and to curse him to the 19th level of Hell (because he might just get rejected by even the 18th, the lowest level, as his character stinks too much for him to be taken in) sound? Quite shiok, I think.

Some people, I just can't imagine why they even exist on Earth. I'm not pin-pointing anyone here. In any case, I have alot of friends who have broken up with their partners. Unless, you're guilty of something, and feel that I'm pin-pointing YOU.

If that's the case,
tolong,
hurry up,
faster,
go flush yourself down the toilet bowl and hope that at least the 19th level of Hell will accept you.

If not, travel downwards.

If that's still not enough, well, I wish you reincarnate into a real hideous and detestable animal or insect the next life.
Cause God's fair.
With that face and body.. maybe, just maybe, you'll get blessed with a good heart.
I think you would really appreciate a change from this life, considering the decomposing heart you have now.
Of course, I'm not implying you're dashing, just that under stark contrast with your ugly heart, your face just happens to appear alright.
I hate to be soft-hearted, but I really pity you.

Anyway, even if you flush yourself down the toilet bowl, you might not die.
Because.. You know what? People like you die hard. 贱人的命总是比较长.
Thank god ya?

Anyway, seeing all these happening just puts me off further in my already pessimistic view of modern relationships. My dearest friends, if you're attached, be happy. If not, please consider a little longer before you next jump into the same trap again, unless you're clear of what to expect down there.

Hurts quite a bit to see my friends hurt.
And it definitely doesn't help in maintaining my youth ok?
It kills my cells. Because when someone gets angry, her cells die in huge numbers.