涵湘姐姐 will be back

I've not been updating. (!!!!!) Sorry.

As punishment, would you like to:
1) Throw eggs at me,
2) Kick my backside,
3) Pinch my chubby cheeks,
4) Pull my ears OR
5) Poke my eyes with your fingers?

Choose ONE only. Dont be greedy leh!

FWAH, but then see here see there, all the punishments still sound more cute than painful.

I'm good at giving punishment options mann! Can that be considered a talent? I need help in my journey of self-discovery lah. Right now I only know I'm talented in talking rubbish. MANY others are still unknown, but nevertheless they are THERE. Yup, I see you nodding your head, thanks so much for your support leh!

Right. See what I mean by talking rubbish being my talent? What I have written above are, really, ALL rubbish, AND YOU ARE STILL READING. No wonder you are my friend lah, cause we're on the same senseless wavelength. I feel a little sad for you actually.

What's wrong with me mannnnnnn?!?! Today I'm really being even more crappy than Hanxiang. Outdoing myself. Must be b.o.r.e.d.o.m.

Alright, something serious to balance it alllllll out!

I'll be at my annual Buddhist camp from Thursday to Sunday, acting like how a big sister should. Basically trying my best to be both serious and fun, at the correct times. I shall control and not be the real me. Can you imagine me, the Siao Ginna, taking care of the kids as, well, the Siao Ginna?! Think the kids will be all over my head lah. Then again, some might become surprisingly good, because they want to take care of the Siao Ginna.

FWAH, nightmare!
NO WAY.
I AM THE 大姐姐，they are the kids.. -I'll the one tucking the-restless-them into bed-
I AM THE 大姐姐，they are the kids... -I'll be the one scowling at them if they're naughty-
I AM THE 大姐姐，they are the kids.... -I'll be the one leading daily reflections with them-
-NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND-

(Can someone please tell me why is it that ever since we're young, people have been thinking that Hanxu is my elder sister? *sighs* I'm capable of being mature ok. It's just a matter of choice. *smirks*)

Ok, because of this camp, I'll be sacrificing:
1) Peiru's 21st birthday party. (So sorry, darl!)
2) Beach Volleyball.
3) My perfect attachment attendance, because I've taken 2 days' leave.
4) Mopping floor for Mummy on Sunday.
5) My handphone for all four days. (Don't bother contacting me, even if you really really miss me alot alot alot, ok? *sayangs*)

But you know what? All these will be more than worth it, you'll realise.
Because Hanxiang is going to come back as a more demure, more soft-spoken, more sincere, more kind-hearted, more patient, more understanding and gentler friend/daughter/granddaughter/sister,

although, OF COURSE,

I'm already a demure, soft-spoken, sincere, kind-hearted, patient, understanding and GENTLE friend/daughter/granddaughter/sister, as it is now.

Eh, stop laughing leh! SERIOUS HOR! *fumes*

Alright, I'm VERY looking forward to the camp!
Let's hope I'll not cry at any point of time in the camp. (I did last year. Utter disgrace!)

You people can start looking forward too, to my return from the camp.
It's only 4 days lah..
乖 ok? 涵湘姐姐回来了再陪你们玩!