I'M SUCH A PILE OF BULLSHIT.

My wallet chose to find my mum instead of me, just to help my mum punish me for bullying her.

Talk about bad karma.

WALLET IS BACK!
Minus the 50 dollars.
Confiscated by my mum because I'm a dumbo.

Still don't get my drift?

My mum found it in the car.

Good thing the policeman whom I made the report to was not hamsome, if not I would be feeling bad to have cheated his feelings.

HAPPY HAPPY DAY!
BYE.