Manual de Ultimatum for The Aging
Ok, this is only for people who, like me, are officially declared aging. Not for the only-whining ok? Anyway, if you're young and just bubbling with unnecessary worrying, you'll not be able to complete:
The 3 Steps to Killing Aging.
1) Identify - the symptom.
2) Justify - with your crime.
3) Attempt to save yourself - with a recovery plan.
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Symptom 1: Forgetfulness.
Crime: You pay for a bottle of conditioner, take the receipt, put the receipt into the carrier and at this point of time decide to leave your purchase with the cashier. You only remember the next day of what you have/have not done.
Recovery plan: Choose to forget about this whole incident too so as not to embarrass yourself.
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Symptom 2: Weak lungs, constricted oesophagus, whatever you call it.
Crime: You can't sing properly because you go out of breath too easily.
Just when you think you have made the least lousy recording which is also your 549th, you hear someone knocking on the door and opens up to find your sister with a pointless question and suspected to be just out to destroy your recording due to sibling rivalry. You get frustrated and more out of breath and your oesophagus constricts further.
Recovery plan: Expand your lung capacity by practicing screaming at your siblings everyday. Even if it's something nice like "Juefun, you're so hamsome!", shout instead of say it.
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Symptom 3: General weakness of the body.
Crime: You sprain your finger with a volleyball spike coming at you just 10 minutes into the game. Normally you just play on but this time you cannot take the pain and choose to leave instead of stay to let your playmates damage the rest of you.
Recovery plan: Make staying home and sleeping the bulk of your daily activities.
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So I recorded a song.
大雨一直下 透着玻璃窗
眼睛看到的湿嗒嗒 是雨还是泪啊？
一颗心在烫 回忆的温床
故事太伤太漫长 我逼自己不想
黑白键盘很平凡 双手合奏它却会歌唱
翅膀少了对方 就不是一双 就不能再飞翔
为你跳动的心 不曾停
心情的遥控器 你走后便失灵
我们之间的距离 曾像呼吸那么近
我迷失我自己
不敢相信自己还爱你
**不可能到今天还爱你
The 3 Steps to Killing Aging.
1) Identify - the symptom.
2) Justify - with your crime.
3) Attempt to save yourself - with a recovery plan.
--------------
Symptom 1: Forgetfulness.
Crime: You pay for a bottle of conditioner, take the receipt, put the receipt into the carrier and at this point of time decide to leave your purchase with the cashier. You only remember the next day of what you have/have not done.
Recovery plan: Choose to forget about this whole incident too so as not to embarrass yourself.
--------------
Symptom 2: Weak lungs, constricted oesophagus, whatever you call it.
Crime: You can't sing properly because you go out of breath too easily.
Just when you think you have made the least lousy recording which is also your 549th, you hear someone knocking on the door and opens up to find your sister with a pointless question and suspected to be just out to destroy your recording due to sibling rivalry. You get frustrated and more out of breath and your oesophagus constricts further.
Recovery plan: Expand your lung capacity by practicing screaming at your siblings everyday. Even if it's something nice like "Juefun, you're so hamsome!", shout instead of say it.
-----------------
Symptom 3: General weakness of the body.
Crime: You sprain your finger with a volleyball spike coming at you just 10 minutes into the game. Normally you just play on but this time you cannot take the pain and choose to leave instead of stay to let your playmates damage the rest of you.
Recovery plan: Make staying home and sleeping the bulk of your daily activities.
-----------------
So I recorded a song.
大雨一直下 透着玻璃窗
眼睛看到的湿嗒嗒 是雨还是泪啊？
一颗心在烫 回忆的温床
故事太伤太漫长 我逼自己不想
黑白键盘很平凡 双手合奏它却会歌唱
翅膀少了对方 就不是一双 就不能再飞翔
为你跳动的心 不曾停
心情的遥控器 你走后便失灵
我们之间的距离 曾像呼吸那么近
我迷失我自己
不敢相信自己还爱你
**不可能到今天还爱你
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