Hi Ti Gong (Sky God)

Good morning Ti Gong,

It's now 11.42am in the morning of 9th May. I don't know if now is an auspicious hour and minute and second to write this to you and I'm not sure if you're at home now to read this blog entry but anyway..

Today's my friend, Zhenqin's birthday. I think it's her 25th but it's supposed to be a secret so you'd better not tell anyone if not I'm not going to write to you anymore.

OK, so what I wanted to tell you is that, although she is la sup, untidy, very silly, has much better skin than I, is taller than I, is slimmer than I, plays volleyball better than I, has three older sisters whereas I have none, has one more mole than I (13 vs 15),

OH and when she talks, it's unconstructive rubbish 100% of the time so I'm basically wasting all of my time when with her,

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY she has a friend like me when I don't have a friend like myself so I'm very jealous,

I still wish that you will bo bee her with a happy and easy 2009-2010.

I'm done, Ti Gong.
You don't have to read this email and grant me my wish but hor, if you really like that, I really won't write to you anymore and will don't friend you lor.

BUT BUT, take a look at the pictures below. On account of the fact that she's quite chio, I think you should action on my request.

Love you ok,
HX