VIOLENCE, NOT Silence, is Golden. :)

I believe you have seen this before.
It's one of the pictures which tell the story of how the Beijing Olympics Logo came about, so to speak.
Nevermind the sarcasm in there.
We'll focus on something simpler.
My boss sent this to us on one of the mornings. He nearly ALWAYS sends out crap in the mornings.
Here goes:

Me:

I’ve seen this before!
But I thought sending it out will wreck my demure image, so I didn’t. *acts vulnerable*
Anyway Jose, good one. VIOLENCE IS GOLDEN!

Jose:

DEMURE image!!!
ahem

Me:

Can’t I even try to create an image for myself?
Come on, all of you are kind enough to believe me, rightttt? *GLARES*
Ok fine, I give up.
Let’s elect a committee for our “VIOLENCE IS GOLDEN” club! *excited*

Jose:

You want to start a Fight Club or something?
See you at 5pm on 3rd floor car park at the warehouse

Me:

Maybe, but violence has its levels.
We shall be cream of the crop and terrorise people to submission.
We shall win without having to shed blood.
Not bad, this is starting to sound like a mission statement! J
OK, back to work. Byebye!
GOD I STILL WANT TO GET MY POST-PROBATION CONFIRMATION!

Jose:

Note to self:
Must convince HR to make candidates complete a psychoanalysis test before reaching interview stage
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Ok bye!

I'm meeting my girls tonight! HAPPY!