2007 in 5 days' time!
That day Zhenqin and me came up with a super cool qian bian wen da ti. Ok fine, it was my idea.
Qn: Who do we love most in my family?
Ans: Hanyan.
Qn: Why?
Ans: Because we all AI YAN. Hanyan de YAN, ai yan de YAN. Ai yan, as in, love to act.
Still don't get it? It's ok, it's either you're not one of us or you're in the group but is suffering from some identity crisis due to maybe overfeeding this Christmas season or what lah, I don't know.
After I formulated this brilliant question, Zhenqin immediately thanked me for raining snow on her, realising her dream of spending Christmas feeling like it's winter. She said the temperature around her at that moment was minus100degrees or something.
Fwah lao! I didn't know I had THAT kind of power. Super swee!
Anyway, talking about this Christmas. It's disastrous, period.
And as I was whining and cursing about my gum ache this morning, saying that 2006 has really been duo zai duo nan for me, Hanyan exclaimed that she read about those borned in the year of the Rat in a certain crappy fortune-telling book and it says that 'duo zai duo nan' was exactly what is used to describe us rats.
Ka dio ying mann!
Apparently, there exists such a thing called credible crap. Luckily Hanyan said 2007 will be a better year for rats. YAY! My new year resolutions:
1) To be able to eat more cheese.
2) To have more space to scurry about and play volleyball.
3) To destroy my perfect eyesight and be able to go play catching with the farmer's wife.
4) To have more furniture (owned by sway bongs) to rub my wisdom teeth against so I can be spared more gum aches.
5) To go for surgery to trade my rat's lungs and nostrils for a cow's lungs and nostrils so that I can be freed from asthma. (Now, that will be what I call a rat with sharp and defined features. You won't miss me mann!)
6) To be able to get cheese for my family and friends too. Cheese makes us happy! They're not rats I know, but can choose to eat with bread or melt it or bake it with ham or.. Hanah, like that lor.
7) Just to follow the crowd, I want to become a more intelligent rat too. I'm not greedy, just let me graduate.
I promise I'll zi-high less and not talk so much rubbish. I'll be more mentally stable and may even try persuading the other two mice to not run after the farmer's wife. (Nowadays the farmer looks like a more interesting target.) We'll stop terrorising cats and help to pick up rubbish that the other animals discard on the farm. We'll even start helping the farmer feed the horses hay and the cows grass. We'll help the dogs shepherd the yang-meh-meh and tell the farmer not to slaughter pigs because we never know when one of them may become famous and be able to act in a movie like Babe, or Charlotte's web if you prefer that. We'll help to tell the chickens, especially the cockerels to shut up in the mornings so everyone can sleep more.
Anyway, my three siblings and I went to the arcade today. Yes, The ARCADE, where all the action takes place.
I love the arcade mann. Ki siao also nobody cares. Cause it's dark and you can never scream louder than the machines! Shuang!
Hanyan kanna possessed halfway and wanted to play Para Para. I hurry up ask Hanxu to walk away with me 'cause they say when someone is possessed, the person has to use his/her own will power to purge the evil out of himself/herself. Even if we try to help, it'll not work.
Juefun and me became cops for, I think.. 5 minutes. The game further enforced my fear of being at the scene of a crime. I always think the cops may accidentally shoot someone wrongly. Later I stand too near the criminal then kanna bullet HOW? It's super possible I tell you, 'cause I kept shooting civilians.
Eh, not my fault lah. It's not easy to differentiate civilians from criminals ok.
Anyway, don't play that game the next time you visit the arcade, 'cause all the characters not shuai one.
Go play the Mario racing game. Super cute! But it's not only for fun 'cause you need to be mildly evil in order to win. If I didn't seh a geng zio to make Hanyan slip and go round in circles, I would have come in last. In the end I got second. Juefun came in first 'cause he kept throwing mushrooms at me and seh-ing geng zio to make me lose direction along the way.
This Juefun hor.. too long never attend Moral Education lessons. Cham liao.
Basketball was fun too! Hanyan is officially the laoya pok in the family. Her standard is really laoya until cannot. There was one uncle who was super professional. Broke the record of 300+ never mind, after that still walk away like nothing happened. Outright display of the term 'hidden talent'. I ALSO WANT!
Ok, I'm tired. Byebye!
Qn: Who do we love most in my family?
Ans: Hanyan.
Qn: Why?
Ans: Because we all AI YAN. Hanyan de YAN, ai yan de YAN. Ai yan, as in, love to act.
Still don't get it? It's ok, it's either you're not one of us or you're in the group but is suffering from some identity crisis due to maybe overfeeding this Christmas season or what lah, I don't know.
After I formulated this brilliant question, Zhenqin immediately thanked me for raining snow on her, realising her dream of spending Christmas feeling like it's winter. She said the temperature around her at that moment was minus100degrees or something.
Fwah lao! I didn't know I had THAT kind of power. Super swee!
Anyway, talking about this Christmas. It's disastrous, period.
And as I was whining and cursing about my gum ache this morning, saying that 2006 has really been duo zai duo nan for me, Hanyan exclaimed that she read about those borned in the year of the Rat in a certain crappy fortune-telling book and it says that 'duo zai duo nan' was exactly what is used to describe us rats.
Ka dio ying mann!
Apparently, there exists such a thing called credible crap. Luckily Hanyan said 2007 will be a better year for rats. YAY! My new year resolutions:
1) To be able to eat more cheese.
2) To have more space to scurry about and play volleyball.
3) To destroy my perfect eyesight and be able to go play catching with the farmer's wife.
4) To have more furniture (owned by sway bongs) to rub my wisdom teeth against so I can be spared more gum aches.
5) To go for surgery to trade my rat's lungs and nostrils for a cow's lungs and nostrils so that I can be freed from asthma. (Now, that will be what I call a rat with sharp and defined features. You won't miss me mann!)
6) To be able to get cheese for my family and friends too. Cheese makes us happy! They're not rats I know, but can choose to eat with bread or melt it or bake it with ham or.. Hanah, like that lor.
7) Just to follow the crowd, I want to become a more intelligent rat too. I'm not greedy, just let me graduate.
I promise I'll zi-high less and not talk so much rubbish. I'll be more mentally stable and may even try persuading the other two mice to not run after the farmer's wife. (Nowadays the farmer looks like a more interesting target.) We'll stop terrorising cats and help to pick up rubbish that the other animals discard on the farm. We'll even start helping the farmer feed the horses hay and the cows grass. We'll help the dogs shepherd the yang-meh-meh and tell the farmer not to slaughter pigs because we never know when one of them may become famous and be able to act in a movie like Babe, or Charlotte's web if you prefer that. We'll help to tell the chickens, especially the cockerels to shut up in the mornings so everyone can sleep more.
Anyway, my three siblings and I went to the arcade today. Yes, The ARCADE, where all the action takes place.
I love the arcade mann. Ki siao also nobody cares. Cause it's dark and you can never scream louder than the machines! Shuang!
Hanyan kanna possessed halfway and wanted to play Para Para. I hurry up ask Hanxu to walk away with me 'cause they say when someone is possessed, the person has to use his/her own will power to purge the evil out of himself/herself. Even if we try to help, it'll not work.
Juefun and me became cops for, I think.. 5 minutes. The game further enforced my fear of being at the scene of a crime. I always think the cops may accidentally shoot someone wrongly. Later I stand too near the criminal then kanna bullet HOW? It's super possible I tell you, 'cause I kept shooting civilians.
Eh, not my fault lah. It's not easy to differentiate civilians from criminals ok.
Anyway, don't play that game the next time you visit the arcade, 'cause all the characters not shuai one.
Go play the Mario racing game. Super cute! But it's not only for fun 'cause you need to be mildly evil in order to win. If I didn't seh a geng zio to make Hanyan slip and go round in circles, I would have come in last. In the end I got second. Juefun came in first 'cause he kept throwing mushrooms at me and seh-ing geng zio to make me lose direction along the way.
This Juefun hor.. too long never attend Moral Education lessons. Cham liao.
Basketball was fun too! Hanyan is officially the laoya pok in the family. Her standard is really laoya until cannot. There was one uncle who was super professional. Broke the record of 300+ never mind, after that still walk away like nothing happened. Outright display of the term 'hidden talent'. I ALSO WANT!
Ok, I'm tired. Byebye!
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