We're 27

Ello Mr Meow,

Happy 27th!

I don't like the fact that your birthday came 73 days later than mine did.
I don't like it too that you told me you're 1.68m when you're actually only 1.67m.
I didn't like it when you told me to wake up my idea of fairy tales being existent.
But afterall, you're still my prince.
I'm not waking up, ok?

Ok bye!