I'm THE disaster
What I've done recently:
1) Spilled acidic lime juice all over the floor. This, I secretly did and destroyed all traces of evidence in my room yesterday. I'm getting professional.
2) Detonated a packet of biscuits right in front of my mum. But we were just exchanging crimes. Who asked her to ask me for 3 pieces of biscuit first?
I think I need someone with a high enough threshold for damage to be able to take my nonsense, someone like Iron Man.
He rocks. All that pressure for an excuse but still he doesn't smoke. Way too cool.
I LIKE.
Ok bye.
1) Spilled acidic lime juice all over the floor. This, I secretly did and destroyed all traces of evidence in my room yesterday. I'm getting professional.
2) Detonated a packet of biscuits right in front of my mum. But we were just exchanging crimes. Who asked her to ask me for 3 pieces of biscuit first?
I think I need someone with a high enough threshold for damage to be able to take my nonsense, someone like Iron Man.
He rocks. All that pressure for an excuse but still he doesn't smoke. Way too cool.
I LIKE.
Ok bye.
posted by hanxiang at 8:42 AM
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