7th Lunar Month Tips
For everyone's welfare, I'm going to offer some tips to you all as to how you can ward off evil spirits this Ghost Festival 2007. To be entirely strict, you would want to avoid everything that is NOT HUMAN, including good spirits and animals like black cats.
1) Go home before it gets dark because you never know what's lurking around THAT dark corner.
And anyway, you won't be able to see it.
*chill down your spine*
2) DO NOT kill any animals, including cockroachs, lizards and other stereotyped pests.
You never know, they might have been possessed.
CrushingThem/WhackingThemToPulp/ShreddingThemToPieces would mean disfiguring them and therefore, the ghost will have to find a new 'home' and you may end up becoming that new 'home' for them to possess. In essence, NOT ONLY HUMANS AI MEI, ghosts AI MEItoo.
*2nd chill down your spine*
3) Always bring something that stinks when you go out.
Garlic, according to popular belief, works the best. Onions rank second, followed by.. give me some time to do further research.
If all else fails, be calm, grow a fart and hopefully you're lucky enough to aim in the right direction and well, fire off.
If even that doesn't work, run as soon as you feel something is wrong.
*3rd chill down your spine*
4) Make sure you're ever-ready to disfigure yourself temporarily, even if you were looking good at work/school.
Point of wisdom: Aim to scare the ghost MORE THAN they scare you.
My suggestion is to have charcoal for facial graffiti. But, do remember to wash up just before entering your house to avoid killing your family members.
*4th chill down your family members' spine*
5) Prepare a speech which you can use to persuade the ghosts to leave you alone. Attempt something mushy and gross (Zhenqin will do this one well.) so that the most the ghosts will do is scorn and spit at you, throw stones at you and basically just condemn you and leave.
But hey, at least they'll leave you alone 'cause you put them off.
*final chill down the ghost's spine*
Ok, think that's about all.
I pray that everyone be safe and untouched this 7th Lunar Month.
Yours,
Han Xiang
1) Go home before it gets dark because you never know what's lurking around THAT dark corner.
And anyway, you won't be able to see it.
*chill down your spine*
2) DO NOT kill any animals, including cockroachs, lizards and other stereotyped pests.
You never know, they might have been possessed.
CrushingThem/WhackingThemToPulp/ShreddingThemToPieces would mean disfiguring them and therefore, the ghost will have to find a new 'home' and you may end up becoming that new 'home' for them to possess. In essence, NOT ONLY HUMANS AI MEI, ghosts AI MEItoo.
*2nd chill down your spine*
3) Always bring something that stinks when you go out.
Garlic, according to popular belief, works the best. Onions rank second, followed by.. give me some time to do further research.
If all else fails, be calm, grow a fart and hopefully you're lucky enough to aim in the right direction and well, fire off.
If even that doesn't work, run as soon as you feel something is wrong.
*3rd chill down your spine*
4) Make sure you're ever-ready to disfigure yourself temporarily, even if you were looking good at work/school.
Point of wisdom: Aim to scare the ghost MORE THAN they scare you.
My suggestion is to have charcoal for facial graffiti. But, do remember to wash up just before entering your house to avoid killing your family members.
*4th chill down your family members' spine*
5) Prepare a speech which you can use to persuade the ghosts to leave you alone. Attempt something mushy and gross (Zhenqin will do this one well.) so that the most the ghosts will do is scorn and spit at you, throw stones at you and basically just condemn you and leave.
But hey, at least they'll leave you alone 'cause you put them off.
*final chill down the ghost's spine*
Ok, think that's about all.
I pray that everyone be safe and untouched this 7th Lunar Month.
Yours,
Han Xiang
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