MY FAULT.

Uninspired.
To blog.

But ok, going to make a confession. Guess the answer. You are given 4 options:
a) I killed my neighbour's cat.
b) I set fire on my bed.
c) I've been watching pornography.
d) I whammed open the toilet door to scold Juefun for not doing his homework and therefore having to do it in the toilet and (omg, how should I put this?) realised he was in the process of accomplishing his big business.

SHIT (yes, he was doing it too.). But of 'cause, I didn't see anything obscene lah. He was sitting on the toilet bowl.

But I think I still destroyed his childhood. HOW??? OMG, his premature and fragile masculinity reduced to ashes when I burst into the toilet.

I super sinned. I'm really feeling sorry this time, although sometimes he drives me crazy. Like, really crazy ok.

BUT THEN,

I'm his jiejie right? Jiejie see didi in the toilet, nothing wrong right? Anyway, sometimes he asks me to pass him toilet paper when he's on the bowl and paper has run out what!

And, he was really caught doing homework inside!

And, I didn't see a single thing.

And, I apologized.

He wouldn't hold it against me lah, HOR?



OMG, he WILL hold it against me. And he will NEVER be able to excrete faeces in peace in that particular toilet on Earth ever again! He will go as far as shopping malls to use the toilet and grow further and further away from us, his family.

Ok, if he ever becomes a delinquent, it is MY FAULT. I should be locked up in jail for child abuse. POLICE HURRY UP COME CATCH ME!

Gotta go do some reflection since the police are not going to come anyway and think of what junk food I can get my brother to heal his soul.

Anyway, the answer to the mermaid question is..
Because B is too small and D is too big, so mermaids wear C-shells.

Byebye! *sniffs*